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X it!! More random stuff!

Love these things!

There is just ONE that I have not 'X'ed when I should have, can you guess which?

[ ] I am shorter than 5'4.
[x] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[x] I have many scars.
[ ] I tan easily.
[ ] I wish my hair was a different color.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[ ] I have/I've had braces.
[x] I wear glasses.
[x] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[x] I have more than 2 piercings.
[ ] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
[x] I have freckles.

Family/Home Life

[x] I've sworn at my parents.
[ ] I've run away from home.
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[x] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[ ] I want to have kids someday.
[ ] I've had children.
[ ] I've lost a child.

School/Work

[ ] I'm in school.
[x] I have a job.
[ ] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[x] I almost always do my homework. (cept it's did for me, it was at the last minut, but it got done)
[x] I've missed a week or more of school.
[ ] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year.
[x] I've stolen something from my job/school.
[x] I've been fired.
[x] I've skipped school.

Embarrassment

[ ] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[ ] Disney movies still make me cry.
[ ] I've peed from laughing.
[x] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[ ] I've glued my hand to something
[ ] I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
[ ] I've had my pants rip in public

Health

[ ] I was born with a disease/impairment.
[ ] I've gotten stitches.
[x] I've broken a bone.
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[ ] I've sat in a doctor's office with a friend.
[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I had a serious surgery.
[x] I've had chicken pox.

Traveling

[x]I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[ ] I've been on a plane. (Give me another 3 weeks & I will have been)
[ ] I've been to Canada.
[ ] I've been to Mexico.
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I've been to Japan.
[ ] I've Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[ ] I've been to Europe.

Experiences

[ ]I've gotten lost in my city.
[x] I've seen a shooting star.
[x] I've wished on a shooting star.
[ ] I've seen a meteor shower.
[ ]I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[ ] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator
[ ] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[ ]I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[ ] I've been an abuse victim.
[ ] I've gone skinny dipping.
[x] I've played spin the bottle.
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] I've crashed a car.
[ ] I've been Skiing
[x] I've been in a play.
[x] I've met someone in person from the internet.
[ ] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I've seen the Northern Lights.
[ ] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[x]I've played chicken.
[x]I've played a prank on someone.
[x] I've ridden in a taxi.
[ ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[ ] I've eaten Sushi.
[ ] I've been snowboarding.
[ ] I've been bungee jumping.

Relationships

[ ] I'm single
[x]I'm in a relationship.
[ ]I'm engaged.
[ ]I'm married.
[ ] I've had someone cheat on me.
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.
[x] I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[ ] I have a fear of commitment.
[x] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've cheated in a relationship.
[ ] I've gotten divorced
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[x] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[x] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[ ] I've kept something from a past relationship.

Sexuality

[x] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex
[x] I've had a crush on a teacher.
[ ] I love to flirt.
[ ] I've been kissed in the rain.
[x] I've hugged a stranger.
[x] I have kissed a stranger.

Honesty/Crime

[ ]I am a terrible liar.
[x]I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[ ] I've snuck out of my/someone's house.
[x]I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I've cheated while playing a game.
[x] I've cheated on a test.
[x]I've run a red light.
[ ] I've been suspended from school.
[x]I've witnessed a crime.
[x] I've been in a fist fight.
[ ] I've been arrested.
[x] I've shoplifted.

Drugs/Alcohol

[x]I've consumed alcohol
[-] I've passed out from drinking. (well, sort of, I crashed on a bed because I needed sleep from drinking too much, but I didn't just collapse where I was.)
[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[x] I've smoked weed.
[ ] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[ ] I'm a stoner. (Shut up Grant!)
[ ] I've snorted cocaine.
[ ] Eaten shrooms
[ ] Popped E.
[ ] I've inhaled.
[ ] I've done hard drugs.
[ ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[ ] I can't swallow pills.
[ ] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.
[ ] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[x] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[ ] I take anti-depressants.
[ ] I've been anorexic or bulimic.
[x] I've slept an entire day without needing it.
[x] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[ ] I'm addicted to self harm.
[x] I've woken up crying.
[x] I've cried myself to sleep.
[x] I see/have seen a therapist/counselor

Death and Suicide

[ ] I'm afraid of dying.
[x] I hate funerals.
[ ] I've seen someone dying.
[x] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[ ] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[x] I've planned my own suicide.
[x] I've attempted suicide.
[ ]I've written a eulogy for myself.

Materialism

[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[x] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[ ] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
[ ] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[ ] I own something from Hot Topic.
[ ] I own something from Pac Sun.
[x] I collect comic books.
[ ] I own something from The Gap.
[x] I own something I got on e-bay.
[ ] I own something from Abercrombie.
[ ] I own something from Hollister Co.

Random

[ ] I can sing well.
[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[ ] I open up to others easily.
[ ] I watch the news.
[ ] I don't kill bugs.
[x] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
[x] I curse regularly.
[ ] I sing in the shower.
[ ] I am a morning person.
[x] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[ ] I'm a snob about grammar.
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[-] I twirl my hair. (Only sometimes, not that often)
[x] I have/had "x"s in my screen name.
[x] I love being neat.
[ ] I love Spam.
[ ] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day.
[ ] I bake well.
[x] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue.
[x] I would wear pajamas to school. (If it was pajama day...We had those a couple of times in primary school, & once in High School)
[ ] I like Martha Stewart.
[ ] I know how to shoot a gun.
[x] I am in love with love.
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I laugh at my own jokes
[ ] I eat fast food weekly.
[ ] I believe in aliens.
[ ] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[ ] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[x] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[ ] I am really ticklish.
[x] I love white chocolate
[ ] I bite my nails.
[x] I play video games.
[x] I'm good at remembering faces.
[ ] I'm good at remembering names
[x] I'm good at remembering dates.
[ ] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
[x] My answers are totally honest. (All except for one, there is just ONE that I have not 'X'ed when I should have, can you guess which?)

posted by Joscail at 5/19/2006 03:56:00 AM | 0 comment(s)

Pugilist & Stating the Obvious

Pugilist: One who fights with the fists; especially, a professional prize fighter; a boxer.

You learn something new every day!

Anyway, being a telemarketer I have to ring nothing short of 400 numbers a day. Obviously some of those are going to be answering machines. One thing that gets me is why people find it necesary to state the obvious on there recorded messages, "I cannot make it to the phone right now", "I cannot take your call", "I'm not at home or I cannot reach the phone" well fucking duh I wouldn't get your fucking answering machine if you could get to the phone! Do we really need to be told what we know? Couldn't you think of something a bit more creatvie? Geez, get a bloody imagination!

& something funny to finish off: an old lady said to me, "...Now would you kindly GET OUT MY PHONE"

Get out my phone :D

~JOSSI~

posted by Joscail at 5/12/2006 10:45:00 PM | 0 comment(s)

MotoGP Til Now

Right, I've been soooo neglectful! How could I be??? Okay, full MotoGP update!!!!!

Riders of note:

• Valeninto ROSSI - Camel Yamaha - for obvious reasons.
  
• Casey STONER - Honda LCR - One of the new guns up from the 250 class. He's Australian, & heralds from the same town as me, so obviously I'll be extra interested in his progress in my favourite sport.
  
• Sete GIBERNAU - Ducati Marlboro - Had problems all last year & ended up with the kick out of the Honda garage, perhaps a change of machinery will help...
  
• Loris CAPIROSSI - Ducati Marlboro - Looking strong, & he's a veteran doing well. Showing the Japanese that there bikes aren't the only ones on the grid.
  
• Dani PEDROSA - Repsol Honda - Another 250 class jumper, probably the more anticipated, as he has consecutive titles in the 125cc & 250cc classes. Unlikely that he'll be able to repeat his 125 - 250 jump & win the championship in his first year, but he'll sure make an impression. Some people, in terms of skill & determination have dubbed him the next Rossi.
  
• Nicky HAYDEN - Repsol Honda - Was looking strong the end of last year, & has now got a MotoGP victory under his belt, but he needs to get his head out of third place, or else he may not win anywhere but Laguna Seca.
  
• Marco MELANDRI - Fortuna Honda - Made quite a show last year, & secured second in the championship

Soo, that leaves the calander for this season:

• 26th March - Jerez (Spain)
• 08th April - Losail (Qatar)
• 30th April - Istanbul (Turkey)
• 14th May - Shanghai (China)
• 21st May - Le Mans (France)
• 04th June - Mugello (Italy)
• 18th June - Catalunya (Spain)
• 24th June - Assen (Holland)
• 02nd July - Donington Park (Britain)
• 16th July - Sachsenring (Germany)
• 23rd July - Laguna Seca (USA)
• 20th August - Brno (Czech Republic)
• 10th September - Sepang (Malaysia)
• 17th September - Phillip Island (Australia)
• 24th September - Motegi (Japan)
• 15th October - Estoril (Portugal)
• 29th October - Ricardo Tormo (Valencia)

Sooo, there's already been three races this season (so neglectful of me!!)

26th March: Jerez (Spain)

1. Loris CAPIROSSI
2. Dani PEDROSA
3. Nicky HAYDEN

Rossi had a tumble in turn one of lap one after Toni Elias moved to avoid hitting Shinya Nakano only to tap the back of Rossi's bike, sending Rossi rolling. Rossi was back on the bike though, & managed two championship points in 14th place. Great race & battle from/between Capirossi & Pedrosa aswell!

08th April: Losail (Qatar)

1. Valentino ROSSI
2. Nicky HAYDEN
3. Loris CAPIROSSI

Gibernau proved that a change of machinery doesn't help when he raised his hand early in the race, as there was mechanical failure...

30th April: Istanbul (Turkey)

1. Marco MELANDRI
2. Casey STONER
3. Nicky HAYDEN
4. Valentino ROSSI

Afternot qualifying overly well Rossi did well to come back into fourth. No such luck for Pedrosa though, as he crashed out while chasing for second.

World Standings

1. Nicky HAYDEN -- 52
   
2. Loris CAPIROSSI -- 51
3. Marco MELANDRI -- 45
   
4. Casey STONER -- 41
5. Valentino ROSSI -- 40
   
6. Dani PEDROSA -- 32
   
7. Toni ELIAS -- 32
   
8. Shinya NAKANO -- 22
   
9. Colins EDWARDS -- 19
   
10. Sete GIBERNAU -- 18
    

Next race at Shanghai (China) on the 14th of May.

~JOSSI~

posted by Joscail at 5/09/2006 03:04:00 AM | 0 comment(s)

Execrable...Stuff

Execrable:

1. Deserving of execration; hateful.
2. Extremely inferior; very bad: an execrable meal.

I'm likgin that word :P

Anyway.

1. First name? Heather

2. Were you named after anyone? Only a flower. My middle name (June) was given to me because it is my Grnadmother's first name though.

3. Do you wish on stars? Nope

4. When did you last cry? A few nights ago.

5. Do you like your handwriting? Yep! & so do lots of other people!

6. What is your favorite sandwich meat? nothing

7. What is your birth date? 9th November, 1987

8. What is your most favourite CD? Il Divo

9. If you were another person, would YOU be friends with you? Totally!

10. Do you have a journal? Yep, written (though I haven't written in it in a while) & Blog.

11. Do you use sarcasm a lot? Heh, yes, yes I do.

12. What are your nicknames? Joscail, Jossi, Jos, Hebba & Hevva.

13. Would you bungee jump? Depends on what mood I was in at the time!

14. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? I don't tie them in the first place so how could I untie them?

15. Do you think that you are strong? emotionally yes very strong; physically as strong as an 18year old girl who doesn't work out can be.

16. What is your favourite ice cream flavour? I don't eat ice-cream anymore...I eat Soy-based deserts.

17. Shoe Size? Depends on what make of shoe...

18. What is your least favourite thing about yourself? I don't know.

19. Who do you miss most? My boyfriend! Melbourne has never seemed so far away! :(

20. What color pants and shoes are you wearing? Blue slippers, & light blue PJ pants.

21. What are you listening to right now? People speaking & the TV.

22. Last thing you ate? COCOA POPS!

23. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Blue & Yellow, double colour crayon!!

24. What is the weather like right now? Cold & dark!

25. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? That they are not my boyfriend.

27. Favourite Sport? MotoGP

28. Hair Color? Brown

29. Eye Color? Hazel

30. Do you wear contacts? Yep, the left one is blue the right on is aqua.

31. Favourite Foods? Caramel

32. Last Movie You Watched? From Hell

33. Favourite Day of the Year? The days I spend with people I love.

34. Scary Movies or Happy Endings? Horror!

35. Summer or Winter? Spring & Autumn

36. Hugs OR Kisses? Depends on who from.

37. What Is Your Favourite Dessert? Frozen Soy deserts.

40. Living Arrangements? With my parents.

41. What Books Are You Reading? Going to read Valentino Rossi's autobiography, Wayne Gardner's Biography & the true crime novel Phillip Island Murder

42. What is on your mouse pad? Don't have one.

43. What Did You Watch Last night on TV? Nothing last night, but on Wednesday night I watched House MD.

44. Favourite Sounds? The sound of my boyfriend's voice

45. Favourite Smell? Vanilla & the smell of rain just after it hits the ground.

46. Rolling Stones or Beatles? Il Divo

47. What's the furthest you've been from home? Queensland...Berlie Heads...I live in the Hunter Valley, NSW, you work the distance out!

48. Do you have a special talent? I think so

and...

100 true or false statements!!

INSTRUCTIONS:
1. Copy this whole list into your journal.
2. Bold the things that are true about you.
3. Whatever you don't bold is false.

01. When I was younger I made some bad decisions. Define younger...
02. I don't watch much TV these days. Only a couple of shows.
03. I love psychodelic mushrooms.
04. I love sleeping. Who doesn't?
05. I have loads of books. Love reading!
06. I once slept in a toilet. WTF?!
07. I love playing video games. Tomb Raider & Halo are the best!
08. I adore marijuana. Not "adore" though. It's good for a fun weekend.
09. I watch porn movies.
10. I watch them with my father. Ew
11. I like sharks. Lego shark!!
12. I love spiders. Scare other people with them.
13. I was born without hair and I still have no hair.
14. I like J. Bush.
15. People are cool.
16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
17. I have jacuzzi and a Porsche. I wish!
18. I have a lot to learn. Who doesn't?
19. I carry my knife everywhere with myself. Not a good idea in todays society...although is a good idea with todays society.
20. I'm really really smart. Yea man!! HAHAHA!
21. I've never broken someone's bones.
22. I have a secret. Everybody does.
23. I hate snow.
24. I drink only milk. Lactouse intolorance.
25. Punk rock rules.
26. I hate Bill Gates!
27. I love Chinese food. Well, not much of it, I like some of it, mainly Honey Chicken.
28. I would hate to be famous.
29. I am not a morning person. If by "morning person" you mean "haven't gone to bed yet" then yes I am.
30. I wear glasses. Contact lenses when I go out the house though.
31. I don't need glasses. Except sunglasses.
32. I have potential. Everybody has potential.
33. I'm pure Japanese.
34. My legs are two different sizes i refuse to believe my legs are identical. (Wtf?) <== I second that.
35. I have a twin.
36. I wear a padded bra.
37. I can ramble on about absolutely nothing. So true!
38. I'm left-handed.
39. I hate llamas, but I'm one of them.
40. I don't like horror movies.
41. I suck at climbing, but I love it anyway.
42. People hate me usually. - I don't know.. Do they?
43. I love pop music.
44. I hardly ever go to bed before midnight. HAHA! I've hardly done that at all this year!!
45. I hate parking fines. Stupid fucking parking meter didn't GIVE me a ticket so how the fuck was I meant to DISPLAY the ticket eh?!
46. I know national anthem of my country by heart. Almost...there is many versus to it. I know the first verse, which is all they ever play/sing.
47. I know more than 3 languages.
48. I spend too much time on the computer. That's debatable
49. I often want to throw the computer out the window. I love the computers
50. I live on a ground floor. Our house doesn't have more then one floor....It is raised off the ground as it's built on a slop though....
51. I don't like chocolate. EVIL! Makes you fat! If only I could stop eating it...
52. I'd like to be more original.
53. I've lied. Many times...
54. Cocks are my favorite birds.
55. I want to conquer the world. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! nah, joking...
56. I wonder what happens when you die.
57. I've read all books about Harry Potter. They're pretty cool.
58. Eat your dog! Don't have a dog...
59. I love to exercise.
60. I hate chemistry with a passion.
61. I love to write. Read my blog....LOL
62. I like changes. AIIE! OCD person here!!!
63. I hate going to class.
64. I am afraid to die.
65. I hate dish washing. I refuse to wash...I will dry them, but fuck off if you want me to put my hands in the water.
66. My hair is long, brown, and incredibly curly. Wow, so true.
67. My nails are nine inch long.
68. My favorite color is black. It use to be.
69. I like to sleep on the floor.
70. I am hopeless at cooking. Only sometimes.
71. I sucked my thumb when I was little.
72. I should be doing something else rather than writing this. I should be sleeping.
73. I am online a lot, but not in MSN. I'm never online & NOT on MSN.
74. I hate government.
75. I don't have a girlfriend/boyfriend. I love my boyfriend very much.
76. I'm too nice for my own good. Depends on who it's to though.
77. I love to read, I read as much as I can.
78. I don't trust newspapers.
79. I like debating. Hell yea!!
80. I live in a vagon.
81. I clean my room once a month. I clean whenever.
82. I'm scared of american fast food.
83. I have a third eye.
84. I love Mozambique.
85. I don't trust any religion. I just don't like religion.
86. I used to play with barbies because all the other girls were doing it. I just loved Barbies, nothing to do with everyone else....I didn't know that many other people who liked them actually...
87. I wanted to be a super hero when I was little. Does running up & down the hallway with the superman-bath-towel-cape count?
88. I like listening to wind chimes.
89. I'm very disorganized.
90. My hair is long and straight.
91. I earn a lot. I fucking wish!
92. I don't like spicy food.
93. I keep a diary. Haven't written in it for a while though, & it doubles as my journal.
94. I can't do cartwheels.
95. I am very lazy. Depends on what it's about.
96. I'm sarcastic. Yep!
97. I think my hair is annoying.
98. I'm very sensitive. Depends.
99. I love being "ab-normal."
100. My left eye is violet and my right eye is a light blue. Sort of, I have contacts, the left is blue the right is aqua :D

~JOSSI~

posted by Joscail at 5/05/2006 11:56:00 PM | 0 comment(s)