2006 MotoGP Championship
Okay, so I had this ALL typed out...everything, then Firefoxed fucked up & it all disappeared...I fucking hate this computer sometimes.
24th June: Assen (Holland)- Nicky HAYDEN
- Shinya NAKANO
- Dani PEDROSA
02nd July: Donington (Britian)- Dani PEDROSA
- Valentino ROSSI
- Marco MELANDRI
16th July: Sachsenring (Germany)- Valentino ROSSI
- Marco MELANDRI
- Nicky HAYDEN
23rd July: Laguna Seca (USA)- Nicky HAYDEN
- Dani PEDROSA
- Marco MELANDRI
20th August: Brno (Czech Republic)- Loris CAPIROSSI
- Valentino ROSSI
- Dani PEDROSA
10th September: Sepang (Malaysia)- Valentino ROSSI
- Loris CAPIROSSI
- Dani PEDROSA
17th September: Phillip Island (Australia)- Marco MELANDRI
- Chris VERMEULEN
- Valentino ROSSI
24th September: Motegi (Japan)- Loris CAPIROSSI
- Valentino ROSSI
- Marco MELANDRI
15th October: Estoril (Portugal)- Toni ELIAS
- Valentino ROSSI
- Kenny ROBERTS JR
29th October: Ricardo Tormo (Valencia)- Troy BAYLISS
- Loris CAPIROSSI
- Nicky HAYDEN
And the final Championship standings:- Nicky HAYDEN -- 252
- Valentino ROSSI -- 247 (bugga only 2nd!)
- Loris CAPIROSSI -- 229
- Marco MELANDRI -- 228
- Dani PEDROSA -- 215
- Kenny ROBERTS JR -- 134
- Colin EDWARDS -- 124
- Casey STONER -- 119
- Toni ELIAS -- 116
- John HOPKINS -- 116
- Chris VERMEULEN -- 98
- Makoto TAMADA -- 96
- Sete GIBERNAU -- 95
- Shinya NAKANO -- 92
- Carlos CHECA -- 75
- Randy DE PUNIET -- 37
- Alex HOFFMAN -- 30
- James ELLISON -- 26
- Troy BAYLISS -- 25
- Jose Luis CARDOSA -- 10
- Kousuke AKIYOSHI -- 3
- Garry McCOY -- 2
VALENTINO ROSSI!!!!!!
2006 MotoGP World Champion Nicky Hayden.
Don't you people get it yet??
I'm not even going to waste my time explaining WHY you should have realised this was bullshit (read below quoted e-crap), all I'm oging to do is say whoever believed this, even for a second is a stupid fuck-wit who should grow a fucking brain. I don't care if you're my friend or not, there's been enough of this crap go around that you should have learnt by now to see it's utter shit.
~JoSsI~
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MotoGP - China, France, Italy & Catalunya
14th May: Shanghai (China)- Dani PEDROSA
- Nicky HAYDEN
- Colin EDWARDS
21st May: Le Mans (France)
- Marco MELANDRI
- Loris CAPIROSSI
- Dani PEDROSA
04th June: Mugello (Italy)
- Valentino ROSSI
- Loris CAPIROSSI
- Nicky HAYDEN
18th June: Catalunya (Spain)
- Valentino ROSSI
- Nicky HAYDEN
- Kenny ROBERTS JR
World Standings
- Nicky HAYDEN
- Loris CAPIROSSI
- Valentino ROSSI
- Marco MELANDRI
- Dani PEDROSA
- Casey STONER
- Colin EDWARDS
- Toni ELIAS
- Makoto TAMADA
- Kenny ROBERTS JR
Next race at Assen (Holland) on the 24th of June.
X it!! More random stuff!
Love these things!
There is just ONE that I have not 'X'ed when I should have, can you guess which?
[ ] I am shorter than 5'4.
[x] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[x] I have many scars.
[ ] I tan easily.
[ ] I wish my hair was a different color.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[ ] I have/I've had braces.
[x] I wear glasses.
[x] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[x] I have more than 2 piercings.
[ ] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
[x] I have freckles.
Family/Home Life
[x] I've sworn at my parents.
[ ] I've run away from home.
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[x] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[ ] I want to have kids someday.
[ ] I've had children.
[ ] I've lost a child.
School/Work
[ ] I'm in school.
[x] I have a job.
[ ] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[x] I almost always do my homework. (cept it's did for me, it was at the last minut, but it got done)
[x] I've missed a week or more of school.
[ ] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year.
[x] I've stolen something from my job/school.
[x] I've been fired.
[x] I've skipped school.
Embarrassment
[ ] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[ ] Disney movies still make me cry.
[ ] I've peed from laughing.
[x] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[ ] I've glued my hand to something
[ ] I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
[ ] I've had my pants rip in public
Health
[ ] I was born with a disease/impairment.
[ ] I've gotten stitches.
[x] I've broken a bone.
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[ ] I've sat in a doctor's office with a friend.
[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I had a serious surgery.
[x] I've had chicken pox.
Traveling
[x]I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[ ] I've been on a plane. (Give me another 3 weeks & I will have been)
[ ] I've been to Canada.
[ ] I've been to Mexico.
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I've been to Japan.
[ ] I've Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[ ] I've been to Europe.
Experiences
[ ]I've gotten lost in my city.
[x] I've seen a shooting star.
[x] I've wished on a shooting star.
[ ] I've seen a meteor shower.
[ ]I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[ ] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator
[ ] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[ ]I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[ ] I've been an abuse victim.
[ ] I've gone skinny dipping.
[x] I've played spin the bottle.
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] I've crashed a car.
[ ] I've been Skiing
[x] I've been in a play.
[x] I've met someone in person from the internet.
[ ] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I've seen the Northern Lights.
[ ] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[x]I've played chicken.
[x]I've played a prank on someone.
[x] I've ridden in a taxi.
[ ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[ ] I've eaten Sushi.
[ ] I've been snowboarding.
[ ] I've been bungee jumping.
Relationships
[ ] I'm single
[x]I'm in a relationship.
[ ]I'm engaged.
[ ]I'm married.
[ ] I've had someone cheat on me.
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.
[x] I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[ ] I have a fear of commitment.
[x] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've cheated in a relationship.
[ ] I've gotten divorced
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[x] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[x] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[ ] I've kept something from a past relationship.
Sexuality
[x] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex
[x] I've had a crush on a teacher.
[ ] I love to flirt.
[ ] I've been kissed in the rain.
[x] I've hugged a stranger.
[x] I have kissed a stranger.
Honesty/Crime
[ ]I am a terrible liar.
[x]I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[ ] I've snuck out of my/someone's house.
[x]I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I've cheated while playing a game.
[x] I've cheated on a test.
[x]I've run a red light.
[ ] I've been suspended from school.
[x]I've witnessed a crime.
[x] I've been in a fist fight.
[ ] I've been arrested.
[x] I've shoplifted.
Drugs/Alcohol
[x]I've consumed alcohol
[-] I've passed out from drinking. (well, sort of, I crashed on a bed because I needed sleep from drinking too much, but I didn't just collapse where I was.)
[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[x] I've smoked weed.
[ ] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[ ] I'm a stoner. (Shut up Grant!)
[ ] I've snorted cocaine.
[ ] Eaten shrooms
[ ] Popped E.
[ ] I've inhaled.
[ ] I've done hard drugs.
[ ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[ ] I can't swallow pills.
[ ] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.
[ ] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[x] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[ ] I take anti-depressants.
[ ] I've been anorexic or bulimic.
[x] I've slept an entire day without needing it.
[x] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[ ] I'm addicted to self harm.
[x] I've woken up crying.
[x] I've cried myself to sleep.
[x] I see/have seen a therapist/counselor
Death and Suicide
[ ] I'm afraid of dying.
[x] I hate funerals.
[ ] I've seen someone dying.
[x] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[ ] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[x] I've planned my own suicide.
[x] I've attempted suicide.
[ ]I've written a eulogy for myself.
Materialism
[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[x] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[ ] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
[ ] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[ ] I own something from Hot Topic.
[ ] I own something from Pac Sun.
[x] I collect comic books.
[ ] I own something from The Gap.
[x] I own something I got on e-bay.
[ ] I own something from Abercrombie.
[ ] I own something from Hollister Co.
Random
[ ] I can sing well.
[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[ ] I open up to others easily.
[ ] I watch the news.
[ ] I don't kill bugs.
[x] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
[x] I curse regularly.
[ ] I sing in the shower.
[ ] I am a morning person.
[x] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[ ] I'm a snob about grammar.
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[-] I twirl my hair. (Only sometimes, not that often)
[x] I have/had "x"s in my screen name.
[x] I love being neat.
[ ] I love Spam.
[ ] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day.
[ ] I bake well.
[x] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue.
[x] I would wear pajamas to school. (If it was pajama day...We had those a couple of times in primary school, & once in High School)
[ ] I like Martha Stewart.
[ ] I know how to shoot a gun.
[x] I am in love with love.
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I laugh at my own jokes
[ ] I eat fast food weekly.
[ ] I believe in aliens.
[ ] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[ ] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[x] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[ ] I am really ticklish.
[x] I love white chocolate
[ ] I bite my nails.
[x] I play video games.
[x] I'm good at remembering faces.
[ ] I'm good at remembering names
[x] I'm good at remembering dates.
[ ] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
[x] My answers are totally honest. (All except for one, there is just ONE that I have not 'X'ed when I should have, can you guess which?)
Pugilist & Stating the Obvious
Pugilist: One who fights with the fists; especially, a professional prize fighter; a boxer.
You learn something new every day!
Anyway, being a telemarketer I have to ring nothing short of 400 numbers a day. Obviously some of those are going to be answering machines. One thing that gets me is why people find it necesary to state the obvious on there recorded messages, "I cannot make it to the phone right now", "I cannot take your call", "I'm not at home or I cannot reach the phone" well fucking duh I wouldn't get your fucking answering machine if you
could get to the phone! Do we really need to be told what we know? Couldn't you think of something a bit more creatvie? Geez, get a bloody imagination!
& something funny to finish off: an old lady said to me, "...Now would you kindly GET OUT MY PHONE"
Get out my phone :D
~JOSSI~
MotoGP Til Now
Right, I've been soooo neglectful! How could I be??? Okay, full MotoGP update!!!!!
Riders of note:
- Valeninto ROSSI - Camel Yamaha - for obvious reasons.
- Casey STONER - Honda LCR - One of the new guns up from the 250 class. He's Australian, & heralds from the same town as me, so obviously I'll be extra interested in his progress in my favourite sport.
- Sete GIBERNAU - Ducati Marlboro - Had problems all last year & ended up with the kick out of the Honda garage, perhaps a change of machinery will help...
- Loris CAPIROSSI - Ducati Marlboro - Looking strong, & he's a veteran doing well. Showing the Japanese that there bikes aren't the only ones on the grid.
- Dani PEDROSA - Repsol Honda - Another 250 class jumper, probably the more anticipated, as he has consecutive titles in the 125cc & 250cc classes. Unlikely that he'll be able to repeat his 125 - 250 jump & win the championship in his first year, but he'll sure make an impression. Some people, in terms of skill & determination have dubbed him the next Rossi.
- Nicky HAYDEN - Repsol Honda - Was looking strong the end of last year, & has now got a MotoGP victory under his belt, but he needs to get his head out of third place, or else he may not win anywhere but Laguna Seca.
- Marco MELANDRI - Fortuna Honda - Made quite a show last year, & secured second in the championship
Soo, that leaves the calander for this season:
- 26th March - Jerez (Spain)
- 08th April - Losail (Qatar)
- 30th April - Istanbul (Turkey)
- 14th May - Shanghai (China)
- 21st May - Le Mans (France)
- 04th June - Mugello (Italy)
- 18th June - Catalunya (Spain)
- 24th June - Assen (Holland)
- 02nd July - Donington Park (Britain)
- 16th July - Sachsenring (Germany)
- 23rd July - Laguna Seca (USA)
- 20th August - Brno (Czech Republic)
- 10th September - Sepang (Malaysia)
- 17th September - Phillip Island (Australia)
- 24th September - Motegi (Japan)
- 15th October - Estoril (Portugal)
- 29th October - Ricardo Tormo (Valencia)
Sooo, there's already been three races this season (so neglectful of me!!)
26th March: Jerez (Spain)- Loris CAPIROSSI
- Dani PEDROSA
- Nicky HAYDEN
Rossi had a tumble in turn one of lap one after Toni Elias moved to avoid hitting Shinya Nakano only to tap the back of
Rossi's bike, sending
Rossi rolling.
Rossi was back on the bike though, & managed two championship points in 14th place. Great race & battle from/between
Capirossi & Pedrosa aswell!
08th April: Losail (Qatar)- Valentino ROSSI
- Nicky HAYDEN
- Loris CAPIROSSI
Gibernau proved that a change of machinery doesn't help when he raised his hand early in the race, as there was mechanical failure...
30th April: Istanbul (Turkey)- Marco MELANDRI
- Casey STONER
- Nicky HAYDEN
- Valentino ROSSI
Afternot qualifying overly well
Rossi did well to come back into fourth. No such luck for Pedrosa though, as he crashed out while chasing for second.
World Standings- Nicky HAYDEN -- 52
- Loris CAPIROSSI -- 51
- Marco MELANDRI -- 45
- Casey STONER -- 41
- Valentino ROSSI -- 40
- Dani PEDROSA -- 32
- Toni ELIAS -- 32
- Shinya NAKANO -- 22
- Colins EDWARDS -- 19
- Sete GIBERNAU -- 18
Next race at Shanghai (China) on the 14th of May.~JOSSI~
Execrable...Stuff
Execrable:
- Deserving of execration; hateful.
- Extremely inferior; very bad: an execrable meal.
I'm likgin that word :P
Anyway.
1. First name?
Heather2. Were you named after anyone?
Only a flower. My middle name (June) was given to me because it is my Grnadmother's first name though.3. Do you wish on stars?
Nope4. When did you last cry?
A few nights ago.5. Do you like your handwriting?
Yep! & so do lots of other people!6. What is your favorite sandwich meat?
nothing7. What is your birth date?
9th November, 19878. What is your most favourite CD?
Il Divo9. If you were another person, would YOU be friends with you?
Totally!10. Do you have a journal?
Yep, written (though I haven't written in it in a while) & Blog.11. Do you use sarcasm a lot?
Heh, yes, yes I do.12. What are your nicknames?
Joscail, Jossi, Jos, Hebba & Hevva.13. Would you bungee jump?
Depends on what mood I was in at the time!14. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
I don't tie them in the first place so how could I untie them?15. Do you think that you are strong?
emotionally yes very strong; physically as strong as an 18year old girl who doesn't work out can be.16. What is your favourite ice cream flavour?
I don't eat ice-cream anymore...I eat Soy-based deserts.17. Shoe Size?
Depends on what make of shoe...18. What is your least favourite thing about yourself?
I don't know.19. Who do you miss most?
My boyfriend! Melbourne has never seemed so far away! :(20. What color pants and shoes are you wearing?
Blue slippers, & light blue PJ pants.21. What are you listening to right now?
People speaking & the TV.22. Last thing you ate?
COCOA POPS!23. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
Blue & Yellow, double colour crayon!!24. What is the weather like right now?
Cold & dark!25. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
That they are not my boyfriend.27. Favourite Sport?
MotoGP28. Hair Color?
Brown29. Eye Color?
Hazel30. Do you wear contacts?
Yep, the left one is blue the right on is aqua.31. Favourite Foods?
Caramel32. Last Movie You Watched?
From Hell33. Favourite Day of the Year?
The days I spend with people I love.34. Scary Movies or Happy Endings?
Horror!35. Summer or Winter?
Spring & Autumn36. Hugs OR Kisses?
Depends on who from.37. What Is Your Favourite Dessert?
Frozen Soy deserts.40. Living Arrangements?
With my parents.41. What Books Are You Reading?
Going to read Valentino Rossi's autobiography, Wayne Gardner's Biography & the true crime novel Phillip Island Murder42. What is on your mouse pad?
Don't have one.43. What Did You Watch Last night on TV?
Nothing last night, but on Wednesday night I watched House MD.44. Favourite Sounds?
The sound of my boyfriend's voice45. Favourite Smell?
Vanilla & the smell of rain just after it hits the ground.46. Rolling Stones or Beatles?
Il Divo47. What's the furthest you've been from home?
Queensland...Berlie Heads...I live in the Hunter Valley, NSW, you work the distance out!48. Do you have a special talent?
I think soand...
100 true or false statements!!
INSTRUCTIONS:
1. Copy this whole list into your journal.
2. Bold the things that are true about you.
3. Whatever you don't bold is false.
01. When I was younger I made some bad decisions.
Define younger...02.
I don't watch much TV these days. Only a couple of shows.03. I love psychodelic mushrooms.
04.
I love sleeping. Who doesn't?05.
I have loads of books. Love reading!06. I once slept in a toilet.
WTF?!07.
I love playing video games. Tomb Raider & Halo are the best!08.
I adore marijuana. Not "adore" though. It's good for a fun weekend.09. I watch porn movies.
10. I watch them with my father.
Ew11.
I like sharks. Lego shark!!12.
I love spiders. Scare other people with them.13. I was born without hair and I still have no hair.
14. I like J. Bush.
15. People are cool.
16.
I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.17. I have jacuzzi and a Porsche.
I wish!18.
I have a lot to learn. Who doesn't?19. I carry my knife everywhere with myself.
Not a good idea in todays society...although is a good idea with todays society.20.
I'm really really smart. Yea man!! HAHAHA!21.
I've never broken someone's bones.22.
I have a secret. Everybody does.23. I hate snow.
24. I drink only milk.
Lactouse intolorance.25. Punk rock rules.
26. I hate Bill Gates!
27.
I love Chinese food. Well, not much of it, I like some of it, mainly Honey Chicken.28. I would hate to be famous.
29.
I am not a morning person. If by "morning person" you mean "haven't gone to bed yet" then yes I am.30. I wear glasses.
Contact lenses when I go out the house though.31. I don't need glasses. Except sunglasses.
32.
I have potential. Everybody has potential.33. I'm pure Japanese.
34. My legs are two different sizes i refuse to believe my legs are identical. (Wtf?)
<== I second that.35. I have a twin.
36. I wear a padded bra.
37.
I can ramble on about absolutely nothing. So true!38. I'm left-handed.
39. I hate llamas, but I'm one of them.
40. I don't like horror movies.
41. I suck at climbing, but I love it anyway.
42. People hate me usually. - I don't know.. Do they?
43. I love pop music.
44.
I hardly ever go to bed before midnight. HAHA! I've hardly done that at all this year!!45.
I hate parking fines. Stupid fucking parking meter didn't GIVE me a ticket so how the fuck was I meant to DISPLAY the ticket eh?!46.
I know national anthem of my country by heart. Almost...there is many versus to it. I know the first verse, which is all they ever play/sing.47. I know more than 3 languages.
48.
I spend too much time on the computer. That's debatable49. I often want to throw the computer out the window.
I love the computers50. I live on a ground floor.
Our house doesn't have more then one floor....It is raised off the ground as it's built on a slop though....51.
I don't like chocolate. EVIL! Makes you fat! If only I could stop eating it...52. I'd like to be more original.
53.
I've lied. Many times...54. Cocks are my favorite birds.
55.
I want to conquer the world. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! nah, joking...56. I wonder what happens when you die.
57.
I've read all books about Harry Potter. They're pretty cool.58. Eat your dog!
Don't have a dog...59. I love to exercise.
60. I hate chemistry with a passion.
61.
I love to write. Read my blog....LOL62. I like changes.
AIIE! OCD person here!!!63. I hate going to class.
64. I am afraid to die.
65.
I hate dish washing. I refuse to wash...I will dry them, but fuck off if you want me to put my hands in the water.66.
My hair is long, brown, and incredibly curly. Wow, so true.67. My nails are nine inch long.
68. My favorite color is black.
It use to be.69. I like to sleep on the floor.
70. I am hopeless at cooking.
Only sometimes.71. I sucked my thumb when I was little.
72.
I should be doing something else rather than writing this. I should be sleeping.73. I am online a lot, but not in MSN.
I'm never online & NOT on MSN.74. I hate government.
75. I don't have a girlfriend/boyfriend.
I love my boyfriend very much.76.
I'm too nice for my own good. Depends on who it's to though.77.
I love to read, I read as much as I can.78. I don't trust newspapers.
79.
I like debating. Hell yea!!80. I live in a vagon.
81. I clean my room once a month.
I clean whenever.82. I'm scared of american fast food.
83. I have a third eye.
84. I love Mozambique.
85. I don't trust any religion.
I just don't like religion.86.
I used to play with barbies because all the other girls were doing it. I just loved Barbies, nothing to do with everyone else....I didn't know that many other people who liked them actually...87. I wanted to be a super hero when I was little.
Does running up & down the hallway with the superman-bath-towel-cape count?88. I like listening to wind chimes.
89. I'm very disorganized.
90. My hair is long and straight.
91. I earn a lot.
I fucking wish!92. I don't like spicy food.
93.
I keep a diary. Haven't written in it for a while though, & it doubles as my journal.
94. I can't do cartwheels.
95. I am very lazy.
Depends on what it's about.96.
I'm sarcastic. Yep!97. I think my hair is annoying.
98. I'm very sensitive.
Depends.99. I love being "ab-normal."
100.
My left eye is violet and my right eye is a light blue. Sort of, I have contacts, the left is blue the right is aqua :D~JOSSI~
Tintinnabulation & Cute Mystery Egg
Tintinnabulation: n. The ringing or sounding of bells.
~JoSsI~
Alestake & Easter Confusion
Alestake: n. A stake or pole projecting from, or set up before, an alehouse, as a sign; an alepole. At the end was commonly suspended a garland, a bunch of leaves, or a ``bush.'' [Obs.] --Chaucer.
riiiiiiiight....
annnyway.....
Has it ever occured to you to ask
why do Easter eggs have turtle shell patterns all over them? Well it did to me. & some even had woodgrain patterns. They're fucking eggs! WHY? I could understand patterns of lines or dots, as Easter eggs are traditionally depicted that way, but when did the woodgrain & turtle shell start happening? Am I missing something? Or is that just plain wierd? I don't know how many chocolate companies use the woodgrain & turtle shell patterns, but a lot of them that I've had in the 18 years of my short life do, especially the turtle shell.
~JoSsI~
Such A Good Result
| You Should Drive a Ford Shelby Mustang Cobra |
You have an extreme need for speed, even when you're not in a hurry.
And while your flying by, you don't want to look like every other car on the road! |
Abnormality Is My Normality
| You Are 52% Abnormal |
You are at medium risk for being a psychopath. It is somewhat likely that you have no soul.
You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess.
You are at medium risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is somewhat likely that you are in love with your own reflection.
You are at low risk for having a social phobia. It is unlikely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.
You are at medium risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is somewhat likely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer. <--This is so very very true.
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Quadrijugous
Dude, I won't even
try & talk about that word!
Quadrijugous: (a.)[L. quadrijugus of a team of four; quattuor four + jugum yoke.] (Bot.) Pinnate, with four pairs of leaflets; as, a quadrijugous leaf.
annnnyway The MotoGP season is
almost here...but not fast enough!Along with a slight change in livery for the Repsol Honda team Dani Pedrosa has a number:
26. One less then Stoner. So, the season will begin on the 26th of March at Jerez, tooooooo far away.
& to top of the withdrawals from race action I have a pulled muscle in my back that's been killing me since Thursday morning, but I'm getting a massage done for that, so enough said.
I've been experimenting with photography for the past few weeks & have been enjoying it a lot, it's definately a pathway I'd like to look down. Talking about futures, I'm most likely going to drop out of school. I've no interest in it anymore & I'm wasting everyone's time by being there. So that's it, I'm getting myself a job & trying to get my life moving again...& now I want to open photoshop & be creative!
~JOSSI~
I'm illogical?
| Your IQ Is 120 |
Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average
Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius
Your Mathematical Intelligence is Above Average
Your General Knowledge is Above Average |
I've got the POWER
| Your Hidden Talent |
You have the power to persuade and influence others.
You're the type of person who can turn a whole room around.
The potential for great leadership is there, as long as you don't abuse it.
Always remember, you have a lot more power over people than you might think! |
How Weird are you?
| You Are 50% Weird |
Normal enough to know that you're weird...
But too damn weird to do anything about it! |
Assuagement
Assuagement: To satisfy or appease (ire hunger, thirst)
(dictionary.com)Man, it sounds like some sausage dish you'd find available at a butchers! Where do these words come from?
Lane Splitting. To do or not to do? Well, they're trying to ban it, apparently it's very dangerous. Well, not being a bike rider myself I must say that I wouldn't know much about the issue myself. What I do know though is that in the 21 months I've been driving a car I've had a grand total of zero problems with motorcike riders, & more often then not they
don't lane split anyway. If you want to start getting narky about something look at truck drivers attitude towards car drivers. Admittedly not every truckie is an arsehole, just as not every man is a dickhead...well, perhaps not a very good analogy...anyway, often I've had trucks filling my rear-view mirror while trying to lick the arse of my Ford. One truck driver did this all the way from Kurri Kurri to Hexam, not a very pleasent thing, especially when you're on bush roads with a 12 year old in the seat next to you that you're responsible for. I later passed him again outside of Hexam, & he had the audacity to glare at
me when he pulled into the adjacent lane at a set of traffic lights, as if
I'd done something wrong by following the speed limit!Some truck drivers have made me feel scared that they are going to run me off the road their driving gets that aggressive, & the worst a motorcyclist has made me feel is jealoous that his arse is sitting on that beautiful piece of machinery & not mine. I say a big "PFFFT" to whoever drafted that proposed law!
~JOSSI~
Discombobulated
Yes, It is a word. No, I've never used it myself.
Discombobulated: To throw into a state of confusion.
(dictionary.com)Some British woman used the word on the Jamie Oliver special that was on tonight, I had to laugh when I heard it. Image using it, after everyone's laughed they'd be wondering whether you were a complete fucknut or pretty knowledgable to actually know the word & how it should be used....no, scrap that, they'd just think you were a fucknut.
Anyway, that's not why I started this entry...I started this entry because I feel like it's time to update my blog...say hi to all those people who probably don't read my blog. I can't wait til March, when MotoGP starts again, when I can pretend I actually have something worthwhile to put on here...I need a picture, a good picture.
Yes, very nice! Now I'm not going to continue writing...too busy staring....Must write now....stop looking & write. Well, type anyway...
I've been sucked in, by the art of selling TV. I know watch Lost, House, The OC, Ghost Whisperer, CSI, CSI:NY, Medium, Veronica Mars & Supernatural. This from someone who was hardly ever watching TV. I suppose 2006 just has a good line-up is all.
Anyway, I'm tired & need sleep. I have a heap more to write, but that will have to wait.
~JOSSI~
True Blue Aussie
You Belong in Australia |
Ace!
Sunny, upbeat, and cute
You make the perfect surf bum
Now stop hogging the vegemite! |
Il Divo
The guys who are Il Divo are just amazing! Simon Cowall had the right idea when he wanted to form a mordern pop group with male operatic voices.
(Left to right): Urs Buhler, David Miller, Sebastian Izambard & Carlos Marin.
I got their album titled
Il Divo in the first week of this month & didn't stop listening to it until I got their album
Ancora.
Visit Il Divo's website!~JoSsI~
Ink Drawing of Rossi
Just finished an ink drawing of Valeninto Rossi on the corporate colour Yamaha from the Valencia GP this season:
(Click thumbnail to enlarge)
~JosCaiL~
Tell Me About Yourself - Survey
Name: Heather *Joscail*Birthday: 9th November 1987
Birthplace: Warratah, NSW, Australia
Current Location: Hunter Valley, NSW
Eye Color: Hazel, but I have
blue contact lenses
Hair Color: Dark brown, but it's slightly
reddish atm because of dye
Height: 5'something.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right handed
Your Heritage: English, Irish & Scottish
The Shoes You Wore Today: First slippers, then black skate shoes, now back to the slippers
Your Weakness: Dunno...
Your Fears: Dunno...
Your Perfect Pizza: Pizza is perfect???
Goal You Would Like To Achieve Over the Next Year: Get (& pass) my HSC
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "LOL"
Thoughts First Waking Up: "I hate my alarm"
Your Best Physical Feature: My hair
Your Bedtime: When I'm sleepy
Your Most Missed Memory: The conversations I had with my Aunt Norma when the family went out to dinner
Coke or Pepsi: Coke is better then Pepsi, but Pepsi Max wins (caffeine high!!)
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Tea?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Caramel
Cappuccino or Coffee: You
have to be kidding!
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Yes
Do you Sing: No
Do you Shower Daily: Yes, twice daily actually
Have you Been in Love: No
Do you want to go to College: No
Do you want to get Married: Only if it involves money...
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not really
Are you a Health Freak: Nope
Do you get along with your Parents: Yea, most of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yep!
Do you play an Instrument: Yes, the piano
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yepppers
In the past month have you Smoked: One drag
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nup
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, I don't like Oreos
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: That's just fucking grose
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: HAHA yes
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: Yes
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: If I say how I want to die, will I die that way? & if I don't die that way can I postpone my death until I do? Should I put it in my will?
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Grown up
What country would you most like to Visit: England, Ireland, Scottland, Italy, Spain & America (can't choose only one)
Number of Different Drugs I have taken: 1 illegal, & a few diferent medical drugs (mostly panadol)
Number of CDs I own: Only about 50 - 60
Number of Piercings: 5 in my left ear & 4 in my right ear, I want another in each.
Number of Tattoos: None, but I want some
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Only one
~JOSSI~
"Whch Astrological Planet Are You?"
.:Mercury:.
"Your personality often has two sides. You
have no trouble taking things in stride, but
you like a peaceful balance in your life. You
have a lot of creativity, especially when it
comes to the written word. You are a great
communicator and are very open to new ideas.
You also have a strong desire to learn."
. : : Which Astrological Planet are You? : : . [10 Gorgeous Pics!]brought to you by Quizilla
Relaxing Week
Well, I came back from holidays & threw myself straight back into school routine. I was late as usual, but it's not my fault that speed zones are enforcable. Anyway, my week at Scotts Head to celebrate schoolies (even though I technically haven't finished school) was very enjoyable. All we did all week was laze around, play the X-Box & read. Contrary to what the parents thought, though, we did have reasonable hours of sleep, it wasn't until the last couple of days that we slept in late, well I slept in anyway, the others were up before me the last few days. Anyway, I need a silhouette of a Lizard on the side of my car, as I ran over one on the way up there. It was fairly big, but rather flat once I & the semi-trailer behind us had finished running over it...
MotoGP news:
- Sete Gibernau has signed with Ducati to ride beside Loris Capirossi
- Camel sponsorship comes with the condition of running Max Biaggi
- Biaggi has been refused from all Honda bikes
- Seto Pons without sponsor
- Biaggi's MotoGP future not looking promising as other factories don't want Camel sponsorship
- Casey Stoner & Carlos Checa to ride for Pons Honda team
- Kenny Roberts running Honda engines
- Valentino Rossi is refusing tobacco sponsorship
- Gauloises taking Yamaha to court over Rossi's refusal to ride with Gauloises sponsership
~JOS~
Chain-fucking-morons
I got a chainletter. I deleted it. I will have extremely bad luck the rest of my life. All because of an e-mail. An electronic combination of figures transmitted by phone lines all displayed on you computer screen. Yes, I'm sure such a thing has the power to destroy your life & give you an eternity of bad luck.
YOU FUCKING MORONS. YOU ARE A BRAIN DEAD, STUPID IDIOT.
If you do not like the above two sentences then maybe you should stop sending me stupid chainletters. Send me one that makes me laugh & suggests I send it on to make my friends smile, then I will send it on. Send me one that is heart warming, just don't promise me love & friendship just to say I'll have eternal bad luck & a shit life if I don't foreward it on, it's a waste of fucking time get a fucking life! Send me one of those ones where it's a list of questions about yourself that most people wouldn;t know because they are trivial little things of curiousity, then I'll fill it out & send it on.
Just don't waste everyones time & send crap after crap after crap, won't you people learn those things are shit. If you honestly believe that by sending a pointless e-mail to all your family, friends & random-chat-room-people you are somehow going to change your luck & your life or your phone will with you soul mate on the line the you are pretty fucked up in the head, I'd ask your mother if you were ever drop kicked as a child. If you were not I suggest you find someone to do it now, maybe it'll put some sense in that thick head.
Those ones that say your soul mate/true love/current crush will call you after you foreward on the chainletter are the most stupi pieces of crap ever thought of, & the people who believe them are worse.
Chain letter: "
A letter sent to a number of people asking each recipient to send copies with the same request to a specified number of others. The circulation of a chain letter increases in geometrical progression as long as the instructions are followed by all recipients."
(Dictionary.com)Does it say in that definition "bringer of ultimate luck", "True Lover delivery service"? No! Why not? BECAUSE IT'S A FUCKING E-MAIL! It's just electronic coding! When electronic coding can change our lives we'll be cyborg. GET A FUCKING LIFE!
~JosCaiL~
LEGAL!
I can drink. I can buy the alcohol myself. I can sit in bars...not that I'll do much of that, I don't ever want to start drink "just 'cause", I don't have enough money & I don't see the attraction of bars.
Isn't it wonderful being 18?
I can also drive without a fully liscenced driver beside me as I got my Ps on the 9th as well. Yay happy for me. & my car should be on the road sometime next week! Even better!
~JosCaiL~
It's over...
The last race has come & gone. With Marco Melandri victorious again. He's done very well this year save for a few set back mid season. He deserved those wins. I must say that the Yamaha corporate racing livery that
Valentino Rossi & Colin Edwards sported was just brilliant.
Rossi had his "worst crash of the season" at Valencia & was only able to secure 15th position on the grid. He came back though & took third place, which is a considerable achievement for any rider, but a given for
Rossi.
- Melandri
- Hayden
- Rossi
Final MotoGP Championship standings:
- Valentino ROSSI -- 367
- Marco MELANDRI -- 220
- Nicky HAYDEN -- 206
- Colin EDWARDS -- 179
- Max BIAGGI -- 173
- Loris CAPIROSSI -- 157
- Sete GIBERNAU -- 150
- Alex BARROS -- 147
- Carlos CHECA -- 138
- Shinya NAKANO -- 98
Silly season:
- Sete Gibernau apparently going to Ducati
- Max Biaggi supposed to be going to Camel Honda
- Chris Vermeulen to ride beside John Hopkins at Suzuki
- Dani Pedrosa (2005 250cc world champion) to ride beside Nicky Hayden for HRC
- Casey Stoner looking to move to MotoGP class, rumoured being considered by Yamaha
- Marco Melandri & Nicky Hayden to head Honda development
- Toni Elias to race for Honda Gresini team, which will be sponsored by Fortuna
- Team Roberts planning Honda-powered prototype
Now what am I going to do untill next season!? Re-watch the five races I have taped, watch the past reviews, watch Faster & my Valentino Rossi biography, read my Valentino Rossi autobiography, read Phil Irving's biography...maybe I should do some school work...HAHAHAHA!
~JosCaiL~
Turkey...
...has now become the 29th country to host a GP. The Istanbul circuit looks really good from a spectators point of view. Anyway...
- Melandri
- Rossi
- Hayden
Valentino Rossi wasn't overly pleased with second, but he took it a lot better then Nicky Hayden did back in Phillip Island. Hayden didn't take third this weekend too well either. The Gresini Honda team were over joyed though, it's the Gresini's first win of the season & Marco Melandri's first premier class win, & it showed in the way he was jumping around!
Next race at Ricardo Tormo in Valencia on the 6th of November.
~JOS~
Fucking Chainletters
I got another chainletter from Iia, I got a laugh out of replying to her so I thought I'd share my response.Hiya Iia.
…although I should probably start calling you 'Clare' again, since I'm not your friend anymore because I technically didn't send the chainletter back to you.
“If i don't get this back i guess your not my friend”
So, I guess Scott’s Head is out then…since I’m not your friend anymore.
“You'll fight with your best friend.”
So it’s not good enough that we’re not gonna be friends anymore we have to fight as well? Ah well, I guess if that’s the case: “Stupid bitch!”
“…take too many pictures.”
Erm, HELLO! If you are gonna send along shit that preaches something then you should AT LEAST PRACTICE IT! If you want people to take too many photos then bloody let them! Don’t complain every time someone holds a camera up with a “please smile for the camera” look on there face.
“…every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back”
Well, considering there is approximately 2680560000 seconds of my life left (provided I don’t die young) that means I have 44676000 minutes with which to be happy or be sad. I’m sure it’ll make no never-mind whether I’m happy through them all or not. & if I was happy for the rest of my 44676000 minutes then it’ll get pretty boring, not to mention annoying to those around me, I’m sure eternal happiness is not all it’s cracked up to be. & again we reach the ‘practice what you preach’, I’ve often seen you less then happy, now, isn’t that a waste of possible happy moments?
“So send this to all of your friends in the next 5 minutes and a miracle will happen tonight.”
So, what was your miracle? Was it a self-inflicted forehead slap?
“…Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot; who calls you back when you hang up on him; who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead; who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats; who holds your hand in front of his friends. Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you. Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, ‘...that's her.’”
OMG! It’s so simple! Why didn’t I think of that? It sounds so easy to just go out there & do that! Makes you wanna jump into some good clothes & rush off right now!
“If u open this you HAVE to repost it, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life!”
So, I have to be happy for the rest of my 44676000 minutes but you’re going to promise me 44676000 minutes of bad luck if I don’t forward a simple chainletter. But you’re okay right, since you sent it to 18 people. Well, technically only 17, since I noticed my old loyx_@hotmail.com address in there, which has long been out of service.
“…if you have a lot of love for someone…copy and send this to your whole list and in five mins your true love will call or message you.”
What if I don’t love someone? Will I still get a call/message? Did you get a call/message? Who was it? What did they say? Did they profess there undying love for you? Are you engaged? When’s the marriage? What will your children be named? Can I be the godmother? Oh, wait, we’re fighting & we’re not friends anymore, so don’t worry about that, I’ll just skip the godmother thing.
“You have just been DEATHWISHED.”
Ooooh! ScArY! Since when did you start sending deathwishes? Is it going to be particularly gruesome & potentially dangerous for innocent civilians?
“Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they like you.”
What if I don’t have a true love? Is this the same guy from earlier? Did your true love realise he likes you? Are you going to have an affair? Is one of your kids from your lover? Does your husband know this or does he just think that that kid takes after some cousin’s aunt’s sister-once-removed?
“Something good will happen to you at approx. 1:42pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere.”
If it’s going to happen anywhere then what’s the use? Shouldn’t it happen where you are, not just anywhere? If it’s something that’s for you, then it shouldn’t be too much to ask to have it happen where you are. It’s only 12:57pm, so you have 45 minutes left until this ‘something good’ happens. Do give me a call & let me know what it is. Ah, but we’re fighting & we’re not friends anymore, so you probably won’t do that.“So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.”
If you are suggesting that something good happening is the biggest shock of your life then I think it’s you who needs the 44676000 minutes of happiness, not me.
“If you break this chain, you will be cursed with relationship problems for the most important time of your life.”
What’s the most important part of my life? & why do I need to be worried about relationships anyway? Are you saying that my life up to now hasn’t been important? Yea, you would! Wouldn’t you! ‘Cause we’re not friends anymore & we’re fighting.
“Send this to 15 people in 15 minutes to carry on the chain...and spare yourself the emotional stress.”
Oh woe is me & my emotional stress!
On that note, I’ll leave you with it!
Ciao!
~JosCaiL~
P.S. You have cookie now.
ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI!
Erm, I mean AUSSI AUSSI AUSSI! WOoT! So I've watched (& re-watched) the coverage of the AustralianGP at Phillip Island. The Island is a wonderful track!
&
Valentino Rossi rode a great race.
- Rossi
- Hayden
- Checa
Hayden didn't seem too pleased about second though... Rossi has only to win the next race in Turkey to match Mick Doohan's record for race wins within a single season. Anyway, in the 250s Casey Stoner crash & Pedrosa took the title.
Next race is at Istanbul (Turkey) on the 23rd of October.
On a different note there must be so many FUCKING BRAINWASHED IDIOTS who use the internet. Yet another chainletter reached my inbox the other day, this one claiming that if you foreward it on some big name in the internet business will pay you x amount of dollars for every person you foreward it to who forewards it on again, & y amount of dollars for every one of those people who forward it on. You seriously fucking think that if you foreward a fucking e-mail on that some guy with some money is going to HACK INTO you account & the accounts of your friends & their friends & their brothers & their work mates & their bosses & their childrens & their dogs & their teachers & their nieghbours & their babysitters just to give away their money? Fucking
honestly what do you expect to achieve from sending a FUCKING chainletter to every one of your friends? Eternal wealth? Sorry, doesn't happen. A great sex life? While sitting at a computer sending STUPID FUCKING CHAINLETTERS you're not gonna have much luck at that. A raise or promotion at wor? Well if you spend your time sending STUPID FUCKING CHAINLETTERS you're not gonna impress your boss much. Go out & buy a fucking scratchy! It might cost a dollar but you have more chances of winning $50000 from that scratchy then you do of making a dollar out of a fucking chainletter. How much of a fucking MORON do you have to be to waste your time sending something like that on? Put anything in an e-mail & chuck "send this to everyone" at the bottom of it & people will believe it. What sort of fucking brainwashed world do we live in? Do yourself a favour & send something
worth sending to your friends, tell them how much you appreciate them or give them something to smile or laugh about, but don't be an idiot & waste your time with "send this to 20 peopele or you'll have bad luck". It's real nice isn't it, I'll tell you all theses wonderful heart warming things but if you don't send it on well va te fair fote, every nice thing I wrote will be cancelled out if you don't follow these instructions! If you want good luck make your fucking own, 'cause the internet cannot magically conjure it for you!
~JOS~
Hotmail & Chainletters
There must be a lot of sad little Hotmail users out there who not only believe that Hotmail would condone a chainletter. Okay, to any hotmail users:
- Hotmail doesn't send/start chainletters (anything which has a subject beginning with "FWD:" has not come from Hotmail.)
- Hotmail is free unless you actually sign-up for the premium option. You will not get charged on the first of any month.
- If Hotmail was getting overcrowded they'd take means against it, which wouldn't include sending a chainletter to check the status of an account. If you have forgotten about when you first signed up Hotmail can set an account to automatically close-down due to inactivity, this is more logical then going through each account checking whether they forwarded on a chainletter.
Use some sense people! Stop clogging up inboxes with bullshit chainletters & just delete them! Better yet, send an e-mail to the person who sent the bullshit to you & tell them to forehead slap themselves because they are silly, naive people who give too much credit to the bullshit some people write.
It makes you wonder just who starts the chainletters, probably to laugh at the stupidity of the people who actually believe them & to see how long it takes to come back to them & how many people actually send it on. So please, stop humouring these people, it's a waste of everyones time.
~JOS~
Not Over Yet - Qatar
Nope, just because
Valentino Rossi has WON THE CHAMPIONSHIP doesn't mean he's going to sit back & watch anyone else rack up GP wins. & it doesn't mean Sete Gibernau is going to start to improve, but lets not get into that!
It was funny though when he took the scenic route!! Anyway, it was a great race, Marco Melandri rode well, showing some of the promise that he had before Laguna Seca.
- Rossi
- Melandri
- Hayden
So, that is it for me for this entry...
"Aww, but I really really wanted to push Gibernau off his bike. Can't I please just give him a shove?"
Next race is at Phillip Island (Australia) on the 16th of October
~JOS~
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider
The best pop-culture in exsistence:
Starting as a computer game, Lara Croft won the hearts of many. I would post some pictures of the original Lara Croft, but lets face it, the newer Lara Croft is much better! Well, I think so anyway.
This is from the 6th game, Angel of Darkness. The druggo behind her is Kurtis Trent, aka "Monkey Man".
I also read the Tomb Raider comics. Top Cow, the people who produce the Tomb Raider comics also have quite a few other good comics, including Witchblade & Fathom.
Sara Pezzini (top) from Witchblade & Aspen Mathews (middle) from Fathom can be seen here with Lara.
How cool is the art!!
This picture is a personal favourite of mine from Angel of Darkness.
Anyway, there is another game coming out, called Legend. Lara again has gone through changes & a boob job. The girl's chest has change size
every game! So, a picture of Lara as she will be in Legend.
Very cool.
~JOS~P.S. OMG! No
Rossi picture on this entry! Amazing!!
Is It Just Me...
Or are people using my comments section to plug their own website? There's adverts for flow hydroponics, Hawii holidays, adware, dry cleaning & fuck-knows what else!!
Anyway, I drew a picture of
Valentino Rossi, & it actually worked!
Check it out!
~JOS~
Change Is Upon Us!
WOoT! It's been Rossifumied!
How cool!! I got the template from
here & added my own banner & background & altered the colours of the star bullets. So it's all
RaaHaa. Now I just have to add more sugar on top:
It's not my most favourite picture really. Actually, I wouldn't have posted it, but it's
special. Special because it was the FIRST EVER
VALENTINO ROSSI PICTURE I DOWNLOADED. Yes, the very first picture I saved on my computer. So it is
special. So, not only have you been treated to a Valentino Rossi picture you also got a short
history lesson. How fun! Anyway...I think the amount of (or lack thereof) sleep I'm getting is
getting to me. OMG! Shock-horror! I just admitted to
lack of sleep! Anyway, I'm not happy, because you cannot see the old yellow (
this yellow) very well on the new template, so I'll have to change every post with the offending colour to a more legible one (
like this). So, I had better get to work.
~JOS~
Here We Go
What can I have a whinge about today?? BATTERIES! Goddamn batteries are going flat in the mouse...that's what I get for sitting on the computer so much! It's SO annoying! I have to keep putting it on it's cradle so I don't loose power in it completely.
Anyway, my computer never wants to work fully...goddamit! So, I'd like to say congrats if you've even bothered to read this pathetic entry you've just read the most useless entry ever. So I'll have to make it worthwhile.....with a hot Valentino Rossi picture!!
(YUM! This must be one of my favourite pictures!!)
~JOS~
Emergancey Entry For Cool Pic
A friend on MSN just sent me this picture!
"Hey Jeremy! What's my time? I'm thinking pole position with this set-up!"
~JOS~
WARG!
Okiday, I created a blog for Gryphonex updates & changed this one to joscail.blogspot. Anyway, blah blah blah stuff! Meh....that's how I feel at the moment, 'cause I'm wringing my creative/writing skills for a
History of Gryphonex over in the
other blog at the moment.
Og....What the fuck? "Og" where the fuck did "Og" come from....anyway...
Oh....My....God....I just downloaded & listened to a Vasco Rossi song & oh my god! Okay, I'll start at the beginning: aparently Vasco Rossi is Valentino Rossi's favourite music artist (yes, I got the song just for that...shut up Tath!) Anyway, the guy sings in Italian (obviously, he's Italian) but the song is just
wow to listen to...maybe I
should find out what he's actually singing about, but I can forget about that for the moment, I just love the sound of the song! Anyway, I'm about to
Google him & find the lyrics then translate them.
WOoT! Anyway, having a bit of trouble determining whether Valentino Rossi's turtle tattoo (as above) is real or not, but I think it is. I have a group of photos that appear to be from the same photo shoot, all with the tattoo, but another picture has him at a race track without the tattoo. I was thinking that it was a fake tattoo for the photo shoot, but then there's another picture of him a race track with the tattoo, so it's most likely real...
(yummy!)
Hmm, am thinking, now that this is like my 41st entry & all that I need a change...but will anything look better then the black? Nah, I think I'll leave it, 'cause you loose all your personal edits when you change template, & it sucked having to add all those links!
~JOS~
Stuff
I sometimes think that my life would be a little
easier if I didn't have art in it. I would be constantly think "I should draw that picture now" just to sit down & dribble crap-shit from the end of my pencil. I wouldn't get so frustrated when something doesn't work or so down when I can't produce something as easily as another artist. Maybe, just maybe life would be simpler without the need to prove myself in an art class...but I wouldn't give it up. Nope, never. I couldn't image being one of those ignorant people who believe anything & everything is art & spattering paint means talent. Sad sad people look upon the Blue Poles & marvel at it. I will never forgive Australia for buying that, no matter how much it's worth now. Damn them & damn expressionism! I could have punched the guy who looked at photo-realism & said
"But, it's not really art!" what a fucked up thing to say! Well
sorry but art doesn't need to be unrecognisable to be real! Okay, I'm ranting, I'll stop now. I fucking hate these people who can get big recognition for producing crap that anyone can do while people who can do awe-inspiring drawing in the matter of minutes are forced to sit in shopping malls doing portraits to make a few dollars from their talent. GRR! Okay, this time I will shut up about it...for now anyway.
WOoT! So I was doing a quiz & this is the result I got:
Your wise quote is: "Our greatest glory is not
in never falling, but in rising everytime we
fall" by Confucius.
Yes indeed, you see true strenght can only be
seen when a person has "fallen". Only
then one can tell how they will handle it. Just
don't make others fall so you can know who they
really are. You on the other hand may be a very
quick recoverer and don't let people bring you
down. You are your own, and you're find with
that. Emotional issues is something you handle
rather nicely.
What wise quote fits you? [pics]brought to you by QuizillaSo, what I ask now is this:
"Why you gotta take away all the fun & tell me not to make people fall?"So....that's it then!
~JOS~
2005 MotoGP World Champion
He's done it again! Now
Valentino Rossi has seven word titles under his belt! Not that anyone doubted him!!
- Capirossi
- Rossi
- Checa
& the Championship standings:
- Valentino ROSSI -- 281
- Max BIAGGI -- 159
- Loris CAPIROSSI -- 142
- Colin EDWARDS -- 139
- Marco MELANDRI -- 137
- Nicky HAYDEN -- 134
- Alex BARROS -- 122
- Sete GIBERNAU -- 115
- Carlos CHECA -- 88
- Shinya NAKANO -- 69
Next race is at Losail (Qatar) on the 1st of October
& I won this twowheels give away! I've never won anything in my life until now, I think it's a good thing to be the first thing I've won! & just after Rossi won the Championship!!
I'm gonna have fun reading that!
~JOS~
Oh Bugger
His first race crash of the season. Valentino Rossi touched with Marco Melandri & they were both out of the race, Melandri out of the next race as well with an injury to his foot.
- Capirossi
- Biaggi
- Tamada
Next race is at Sepang (Malaysia) on the 25th of September.
~JOS~
Eight Inch People
I was in a chatroom the other night & had the
wierdest conversation! There was none of the usual "asl? You wanna cyber?" shit that you usually get; the person called davx14 started the conversation with
"hey do you think it would be kewl if there were eight inch tall people, and you could keep them as pets?" & that's what the conversation was about, eight inch tall people. At first I thought it was a guy who was making an implication to his dick, but he was serious about the eight inch people.
I told him I'd eat them. Eat them alive like the bunny rabbits & little children. & we spoke of torturing them.
()()
(. .) <-- Bunny rabbit.
It was all very odd. But I suppose it's gotta happen to everyone at least once. Right?
~JOS~
Webcomics
Okay, I read a few webcomics & thought I might tell people about them, 'cause they are cool.
Ctrl+Alt+DelSinFestChugworth AcademyChopping BlockHmm, not much else to type...I'm tired...
~JOS~
Past Life
Okay, I was told about this
Parapsychology and Magic website, I’m pretty open to that sort of thing, but you still have to laugh.
I checked out what my past life was (all this was revealed because of my birthday mind…how many people had the same past life I wonder? There’s got to be millions of people born on the same day as me):
You were man in your past life. Birth date in your past life: 1775 Country: East Australia Brief description of the person you were in past life: Loving artistic nature turning the ugly into beauty and dullness into brightness. You could find the opportunity of creative self embodiment in any situation. Shy, calm and reserved creature with creative disposition which you don’t let out. Sometimes people find you strange. Occupation: Sailor, merchant, small trader, entrepreneur, second-hand dealer. Artistic: Okay, so I would like to think I was…this was revealed by a set of numbers how? & don’t people say that everyone is artistic, no matter how untalented they are? (At least the person who advised Australia to buy
Blue Poles thought so anyway.)
Creative: Doesn’t
artistic cover this?
Reserved: Did they miss the
“Occupation: entrepreneur”? Okay, definition a of
entrepreneur:
“A risk-taker who has the skills & initiative to establish a business.” Okay, a definition of
reserved:
“Sceptical caution.” Is it just me or does
risk-taker &
sceptical caution not fit together?
Creative: Erm, again, already been covered.
Sometimes people find you strange: Okay, this I can deal with.
I don’t have anything against this sort of thing, I enjoy it. I also like palmistry, I have a big book on palmistry getting dusty in my room, maybe one day I’ll get around to reading it! Something that I can look into with a bit more depth is what I prefer.
~JOS~
Commitment
Okay, clear something up: isn't it meant to be the female of the relationship who's made all the commitment plans? It just seems that lately it's the guys who have the life-time-together dream & the three kids, big house, one Ute plan all figured out. Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that meant to be a stereotype of a female's view on a relationship? Now all the girls just want to have some fun & are far from thinking about children & life-long plans.
~JOS~
The Boondock Saints
Okay, so this is LONG overdue, but anyway. Troy Duffy is widely believed to be an arsehole, but has still been diefied in the minds of many. This is because of his indy film
The Boondock Saints.
The movie is not
nearly as known as it should be, black listed because of the Columbine shootings it didn't make it to the cinema. I've yet to meet a person who has watched the movie & doesn't like it, unfortunately I've meet many people who
haven't seen it. The plot outline goes as follows:
"Irish brothers Connor & Murphy McManus live and work in Boston. Feeling that God's will to rid Earth from all human Evil was given to them as a mission, they set out to do their divine deed. A public outcry is never heard, and even FBI agent Paul Smecker, who follows their trace of bloodshed, admits that the boys are doing exactly what he secretly always has wished to happen. Risking their lives for their beliefs of Veritas (truth) and Aequitas (justice), the Boondock Saints are hyped by the public, for they are doing good, which only few dare to admit."Starring: Willem Dafoe, Norman Reedus, Sean Patrick Flanery & Billy Connolly.
I'm as far from the church as anyone can get, I don't just not believe in that religion I dislike it. But this movie isn't some big hidden message of belief in god, it's just pure entertainment for a couple of hours, not to mention the purve on a couple of hot male actors.
Left: Sean Patrick Flanery as Connor MacManusRight: Norman Reedus as Murphy MacManusThis is a
great movie & I reccomend it to anyone interested in watching a good film. I thank my friend Iia for introducing me to this movie, which had been sitting in my father's movie collection for years. After I got the DVD I was disappointed to discover that
yes there was deleted scenes & that
no the Australian released DVD did not have them. No, actually I wasn't disappointed, I was pissed off. So I bought myself an American copy off Ebay, & finally got my DVD player set on region "0" so I could watch DVD from any country. I was
so glad when I got the American copy, because the deleted scenes were hell funny & I was cracking up laughing at the outtakes.
When I heard that Troy Duffy was making a sequal I was exstatic. It's, so far, going to be called
All Saints Day. Duffy is hopefully going to get
The Boondock Saints released at cinemas before
All Saints Day is released. I do hope this happens as there would be nothing better then to see the movie on the big screen (maybe not the tit bit, but at least it was funny). Currently though Duffy is involved in a lawsuit, I have no idea of any of the details, other then it is postponing the production & filming of
All Saints Day (damnit!) The second movie will bring back the two much loved main characters, but (to the dismay of many fans) Willem Dafoe will not be returning to the character of Paul Smecker. Even David Della Rocco is promised to be back, I never took
The Boondock Saints to have comic book style back-from-the-dead appearances, so maybe we're in for a little history in the form of flashbacks or something to that affect. Instead of Smecker there will be Eunice Bloom played by Marley Shelton, many people (including myself) believe that a romance would ruin the movie & hope that Troy Duffy doesn't make Eunice Bloom a love interest to either of the brothers. The plot outline for
All Saints Day has the brothers back in Ireland to open the movie, but after the murder of a Boston pastor in the style of The Saints they must go back to America. I personally cannot wait for the second film & hope the legal issue clear off soon.
I think that this movie is one of the most quote-worthy films in exsistence, I love everything they say, but my favourite quote would have to be
"Don't cross the road if you can't get out the kitchen" said by Murphy in Doc's bar.
~JOS~
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